i Can Has Cheez Burger is one of my favorite websites to visit. Isis says that it’s teh only site withs worse spelling then me.

She’s mean!

But I saw this picture teh other day and I thought it was funny.

I try to bring my mommy meals and presents too, but sometimes I don’t think I gets it right. A little while back I spent every hour camped out underneath mommy’s car waiting and watching for the birds that sit under the carport. It was a lot of effort and really hard to stay still too. I’m not that patient, but eventually I caught a plump birdie that I thought mommy might like.

Okay, yeah, I kept two others for myself, but I gave mommy the choicest bit. But you know what, even though she thanked me, and scratched my ears, brushed my furs, and told me how precious I was, I never actually saw her eat it.

Did mommy not like my gift? Maybe she prefers another kind of bird?