I loves my older sister Isis, I really does. But she’s so weird! She’s slimmer than me, shorter than me, and according to the bathroom scale, she weighs less than me too. But it sure doesn’t feel like it! Worse yet, she likes to crawl on top of me when we take naps. She’s going to flatten me or suffocate me one day.

Isis doesn’t even seem to realize how heavy she is and how uncomfortable it is for her to lay on me.

Is there such a thing as kitty diet pills? Because I think Isis really needs them. Although, she does have a tendency to barf if she eats too much food in one setting. Does that mean she’s a-nor-ex-ic? How comes I’m the one who gets watched closely and I have to go on diets occasionally? So not fair, Isis is the one who needs a diet.

How can such a small kitty be so heavy?!