Humans are weird. The Old Man was complaining that weeds are popping up in the lawn real fast. They’ve been pulling them but they keep coming back and are keeping the grass around them from getting green. So nows he wants to kills them another way. Mom says “no” though because of me and Isis. She says it’s too dangerous ’cause we like to eat grass and stuff.

Just how does he plan on killing them weeds exactly?

Now there’s an appetite suppressant! Here I am munching on some of the weeds that popped up and Mom comes along with her flashy box of doom. How rude!

I don’t really understand why the Old Man and Mom wanna get rid of these guys. They’re green and comfy!