How much is that kitty in the window? (Meow!)
The one with the pirate shirt
How much is that kitty in the window? (Meow!)
I do hope that kitty’s for sale
I just came to mooch off of you
but now I see you have a pirate-kitty
and I’d like to have one too!

Ugh, unfortunately I can’t take full credit for that awesome song. Teh original is about a doggie and is called “That Doggie in the Window“.

For the past week, one of the Old Man’s friends has been coming by every single day and mooching off of teh humans. Mom makes a lunch that he invites himself to and then he gets the Old Man to take him places. Today he had to go food shopping. Yesterday it was stuff for his horses. Yeah, he made the Old Man take him to get horse supplies. And it wasn’t just a little bit of stuff neither. It was a lot of stuff, that’s why he wanted the Old Man to take him. ‘Cause he has a big truck.

I still don’t know why the Old Man is doing all this stuff for teh Moocher though. It confuses me. He has a car and sometimes someone brings him here. So why?

Today he saw Isis sitting in the window and said she looked pretty. Isis loved that. She started purring loud enough to be heard outside. So not fair. When he saw me he tried to chase me off the property. Said I looked like a stray! Isis just laughed.

She laughed until he asked teh Old Man if he was willing to get rid of her. He wanted to know if Isis was for sale! I think the Old Man was considering it too, ’cause sometimes Isis is really snooty with him, but Mom came out. He asked Mom if she wanted to get rid of Isis.

Her reaction was scary. The sky got all dark and Mom’s voice was all sinister and evil sounding. And her eyes. *shivers* Mom’s scary. I’ll never get her mad again.

He should have asked me. I’d have let him take Isis. More food for me!

I might have missed her a little wittle bit, maybe. Don’t tell Isis that though. She’s spooked thinking people want to sell her!