Some of our neighbors have been away on vacation. We know this because it’s been quiet. Yup, they’re just that loud and noisy. They hurt Mom’s ears too and she’s a human! They live way down the road too. So imagines what we, the kitties and doggies on this street, feel? Sufferage I tell you!

They’re always screaming at each other. You can hear little humans yelling and playing and the big humans screaming at them to STFU. Then they got these ATVs that they drive on the canals and roads, they park on the street by people’s houses riling up the dogs, and they talk in loud voices so you can hear their conversations easily, even if you’re human too. Once they get one dog riled up all the dogs on the road start up too. And there’s a guy with a kennel who lives across the street and field. His dogs get everyone else going too.

Some of the humans who live around here have even called the cops (those humans that drive the flashy-light cars) on them too.

And none of the houses are really next or near their trailer either. That’s what so annoying. They shouldn’t be able to annoy everyone with their noise, but they do.

They couldn’t even come home quietly! There was this Plunk, plunk, plunk, noise on the road that scared me and sent me running to Mom and Shizuku started his laughing-bark. Mom says it really sounds like he’s laughing at you when he does this. I guess she hasn’t realized that he is? In any case, Mom stepped outside to see what the noise was and there were those…humans…driving down the road. Their rv towing their truck behind it with TWO FLAT TIRES. That’s what the noise was, the flat tires on the truck.

Then, when they got home, everyone knew when they realized they had flat tires on their truck. The female-human started screaming about the flats and wanting to know how long they were like that. How could she not hear them? The male-human’s response wasn’t too clear, but I heard the “B” word and so did Mom.

Did I mention these humans live like a mile down the road?

They’re just so loud! It’s not funny. I wish they’d move. They have mean doggies too. And their cat is always here bothering me too.