Here I am, minding my own business and staying outta teh way of Mom while she does some cleaning and then she’s gotta go and disturb me anyway. And she had the nerve to be upset too! She acted like my staying out of the way was actually in the way. I don’t understand humans at all.

Hi! I’m trying to sleep here where I’m out of the way. What do you mean I’m in the way? Did you want this funny magazine I’m laying on? It’s gots lots of pictures and weird ads, like this orange NJ cosmetic dentist. What’s that? And why is the magazine all about one human?

I guess I was still in the way, so here, how about this collapsible umbrella thinger. Was that what you wanted? No? Oh, you want me out of your drawers so you can put clothes in? Ah, okay. My bed needed some more padding anyway.