My Mommy, I love her a lot, but sometimes she’s very…inconsiderate. She likes keeping odd schedules. You never know when she’s going to be awake or asleep, at home or away. Tonight she left some where and was gone for hours. Then she came home and made a racket coming in the house. Finally she sat down with a cup of tea and it seemed liked she was going to stay put and I could go back to sleep.

It didn’t happen.

She started changing into the clothes she wears when home and tossed her other clothes on the bed, on top of me no less, and where I was trying to sleep. Eventually she picked them up and then she spotted me. She picked me, gave me a hug and asked me if I missed her. I was a nice kitty (of course) and said that yes, I did miss her. Even though I really wanted to say no because I was having a nice sleep. She then put me down, on the floor, and proceeded to curl up under the blankets on the spot I had been. So rude!

So instead of getting to sleep in my nice cozy spot like I was, I got regulated to the bottom of the bed and had to make do with what covers were left. And did I mention that Mommy put me outside today, all day, and I didn’t even get to see her again before she left? Yes, she abandoned me today! Mean Mommy. Makes me almost wanna investigate those package deals for Florida vacations (or somewhere equally far) to send Mommy so that I can sleep in peace. But I would miss her if she left for long and that far away. What’s a kitty to do?