One of Mommy’s human friends is very into this “green thing” that humans are getting excited over. I call her Green Human Lady. She likes to comment on Mommy’s lifestyle because Mommy isn’t very green. I could have told her that. Mommy likes black, purple, red, and blue. Of course she’s not going to be very green. She wouldn’t be Mommy if she was green. You know what I mean? But that Green Human Lady still bugs Mommy a lot. She sends emails, prints stuff, adds Mommy’s address to newsletters, and lots of other stuff. Mommy was checking her email earlier when she noticed a new email from Green Human Lady and it talked about something called a eco green mattress.

Now this is where I am really confused. Denali and I, when we’re outside enjoying grass and sun, enjoy green beds. Observe:

That’s my little sister Denali getting ready to lay down in her green bed. It’s comfortable, yes, but it gets old laying on grass all the time. Not to mention there’s dirt and you’re exposed to rain and what not. And sometimes the doggies do their, you know, business out there. You always have to make sure they didn’t go where you want to lay down.

Not to mention you might find something like this in your bed:

Yeah, any kitty knows that green beds have buggies in them. Fleas and ticks mostly but sometimes there are nastier things too.

Personally, I like Mommy’s bed just fine. It’s comfy, has nice blankets and comforters, and even has my Sammy the Seal too!

Mommy, please ignore your Green Human Lady friend. I like your bed just fine and don’t want to sleep on greens when indoors.