I’m in the dog house now. Well, not really because Shizuku would never share with me. And I certainly wouldn’t want to share with him neither. Hmph! But I am in trouble…

Isis thinks I should be getting life insurance quotes right now because when Mom catches me I’m toast.

What did I do? Well… I didn’t do anything, I swears! It’s all Mom’s fault for leaving stuff lying around when she knows I like to jump on things. Is it my faults that she put one of her dragon figurines on the bookshelf that I decided I wanted to nap on today? Noooo.

Granted, I never napped there before, but I thought it might be a nice time to start.

Anyway, I jumped, dragon figurine went flying. And despite what you might think, dragons don’t fly well. They don’t land well either.

Mom is upset over it because apparently it was a gift from someone important and she’s being very colorful about it too. Since Isis is a heater-hog in the winter Mom’s gonna know it was me soon enough. Not that I did anything wrong, remember.

Maybe I should go hide now?