ARRRGGH!! I can see why Mom doesn’t like and doesn’t want to have human babies of her own and says we’re the only babies she needs or wants.

Human babies, they’re just horrible! They’re cruel, vile, and smell horrible! They pull your fur out by the handful, yank and twist your tail ’till it feels like it’s gonna fall off and then, horror of all horrors, they cut your whiskers!

I tried to run the minute the vile creatures said “just a quick trim kitty” and picked up some scissors from Mom’s desk, but I was outnumbered and the oldest little beast was stepping on my tail too! I growled, but they weren’t scared, and eventually I said goodbye to my pride and hollered for Mommy, and Mom came a runnin’ too. She got them off me real quick and then carried me to safety. That’s the only reason I didn’t loose any other fur or the rest of my whiskers. Now I look lopsided and you can see spots where those, those monsters pulled clumps of fur out of my coat too.

I hate human babies. grrrrrr

One of Mom’s friends came by earlier and brought her… devil spawn. Isis was smart and hissed at them right away and ran. They called her a “demon cat” and refused to go near her. I tried to be nice to make up for my older sister’s behavior, but being nice to those things wasn’t worth it. As soon as they carried me out of my Mom’s sight they began the torture. Evil things! Hiss!

Mommy, please, don’t let them come back ever again!!