Oh silly Mom, she’s taking this exercising and dieting thing too seriously.

Mom doesn’t like sharing the road with other cyclists and joggers, and since Mom don’t have no work out stuffs like treadmill or elliptical machines Mom does a lot of bike rides, jogging, and walks in the mornings and evenings when people aren’t outs and abouts. During the day, or whenever, she does all the funny stuff like push ups, weights, and sit-ups at home.

Clearly no one told Mom that Saturdays are meant for sleeping though. Same for Sundays too really. She got up way too early to go for a bike ride and do her exercises. Then drank a lot of coffee. Barely gave me time to eat with my big sister before she scooped me up and we were out the door. Apparently Mom is helping the Old Man out in his wood shop so I get to stay in the old house today while they’re working.

See Mom, this is what you’re supposed to be doing:

What a relief! Now I can finally goes back to sleep!