Oh silly Mom, she’s taking this exercising and dieting thing too seriously.
Mom doesn’t like sharing the road with other cyclists and joggers, and since Mom don’t have no work out stuffs like treadmill or elliptical machines Mom does a lot of bike rides, jogging, and walks in the mornings and evenings when people aren’t outs [...]

I would like to take a moment to clear up a few things. In Denali’s last post, my little sister mentioned how we are finally un-grounded and then told how we got grounded to begin with. Denali said that I was the one who knocked over the bookcase. I’d just like to point out how [...]

Hehe, I got to computer today before Isis did! Today is the first day that we are offurcially “ungrounded”.
See, someone *cough*Isis*cough* made a mess of the living room by knocking over a bookcase and all the stuffs that was on it. It was a small black metal one and Isis managed to tip it over [...]

ARRRGGH!! I can see why Mom doesn’t like and doesn’t want to have human babies of her own and says we’re the only babies she needs or wants.
Human babies, they’re just horrible! They’re cruel, vile, and smell horrible! They pull your fur out by the handful, yank and twist your tail ’till it [...]

Denali and I might not be around much for the next few days. Last night, while doing updates and downloads, Mommy’s laptop got infected by…something…and now Windows is all messed up and not working right. Mommy doesn’t trust using it to get on the internet or nothing right now, she says she has no idea [...]

Ugh, Mommy is all smelly and yucky right now. Thank goodness she’s getting ready to take a shower and her smelling clothes are going in the hamper. I’m certainly not going to try and lay on them this time around!
Why oh why does Mommy enjoy those nasty smelling things called cigars and cigarettes?
Thankfully she doesn’t [...]

Isis and I, we had a question, how did these weird humans get a hold of our email addresses for things like “100 free business cards”, “anilox roll cleaner” (we had to look at Wikipedia to even knows what an anilox roll-thinger was), and other printing-like related stuff. Turns out Mom wanted wanted to take [...]

It was very windy today. And when it’s windy Mommy is supposed to make sure that anything that can get blown away, or at the very least, knocked around is brought inside or placed in the storage shed. Well Mommy was lazy this morning and slept in. Then she did a lot of house chores [...]

Oh yes, I’m mad, very, very mad. Mommy just said the one single phrase that drives fear into the hearts of kitties and doggies around the world.
“You’re getting a bath”
Apparently Mommy found a flea hopping around on one of the cat beds. After killing it dead Mommy decided it was time Denali and I got [...]

My Mom is such a weirdo. I was sitting in her lap while she was at the computer trying to find a way to convince her to let me use it for a while when it happened. There was an itch in my ear and I had to scratch at it. I really hate scratching [...]