If Mommy were to go back to school someday I would like her to choose an online university because then she could still spend time with us. I remember when Mommy was still going to school, when she had online courses I was always happy. They meant Mommy got her education and could spend more [...]

One of Mommy’s human friends is very into this “green thing” that humans are getting excited over. I call her Green Human Lady. She likes to comment on Mommy’s lifestyle because Mommy isn’t very green. I could have told her that. Mommy likes black, purple, red, and blue. Of course she’s not going to be [...]

Teh humans have a really big printer, it’s for printing out lots and lots of papers all at once. It shoots them all outs really fast. And unlike other printers, it uses this stuff called “tone-er”. It doesn’t use ink. I don’t know it prints stuff without ink. That guy, he makes a [...]