Lizards are yummy, but the remains (after sitting in the sun all day) are so gross to look at. I hope that lizard’s family were no longer getting life insurance quotes and had gotten an actually policy for him….or her….before today.

But wait, that’s not all! Denali had a catnip mouse she was playing with earlier, brand new too, just taken out of the package of six, and she’s shredded it already. The remains are all over the living room floor and now Mommy has a mess to clean up. Then, Denali knocked over our water dish in the kitchen and spilled the water into our food dish. The end result? Wet floor with kitty-paw prints and soggy cat food.

If that wasn’t enough, Denali then got into the cabinet beneath the bathroom sink, knocked over a bunch of smelly human bath stuff, and pulled out a couple of rolls of toilette papers. She shredded those too, and they mixed with some of the smelly bath products and made a mess that Mommy had to clean up too. Just a few minutes ago, Denali found a roach and decided to chase after it…over the kitchen counter, stove, and into the sink where she cornered and ate it. In the process though, she knocked over some dirty dishes Mommy had sitting by the sink (nothing broke though!) and managed to singe the fur on her tail….again.

And all of this was just today. What kind of chaos will she cause tomorrow?