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		<title>Having A Hard Time Sleeping?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found a very funny Mingle Quiz posted on the blog of Derby the Sassy Cat. It was really funny because I kept imagining Mom taking the quiz and wondered what her responses may be. Isis has been reallly grouchy with Mom lately. Along with the quiz there is this helpful guide to help humans [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found a very funny Mingle Quiz posted on the blog of <a href="http://derbysassycat.blogspot.com/2009/07/do-i-or-dont-i.html" target="_blank">Derby the Sassy Cat</a>. It was really funny because I kept imagining Mom taking the quiz and wondered what her responses may be. Isis has been reallly grouchy with Mom lately. Along with the quiz there is this <a href="http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php">helpful guide</a> to help humans determine if their kitties wanna kill &#8216;em. It&#8217;s very easy to understand and doesn&#8217;t require a <a href="http://www.yale.edu/" target="_blank">fancy smarty-pants paper</a> either. (Humans call &#8216;em degrees but it has nothing to do with how cold or hot it is.)</p>
<p>I sent the link to Mom from an anonymous email account (anonymous@kitty-kitty.net) so she wouldn&#8217;t know it was me. <img src='http://kitty-kitty.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Smart huh? </p>
<p>Today I saw Mom take the quiz. Actually she took it twice, I&#8217;m guessing one for each of us. The first one didn&#8217;t have a very interesting score, but the second quiz&#8230;</p>
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/cat_kill" target="_blank"><img src="http://kitty-kitty.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/quiz-catplottingtokill.jpg" alt="Is Your Cat Plotting to Kill You?" title="Is Your Cat Plotting to Kill You?" /></a></div>
<p>She&#8217;s been eyeballing Isis ever since! <img src='http://kitty-kitty.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  And when Isis jumped on the bed earlier Mom bolted off the bed and ran to the kitchen then she came back with a dish full of food for us. <img src='http://kitty-kitty.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/evil.gif' alt=':evil:' class='wp-smiley' />  Not only was this fun, it&#8217;s been profitable too!</p>
<p>Although, Mom did sort of get me back earlier. She&#8217;s been acting so nervous &#8217;round Isis that when I saw her taking a couple of pills earlier I thoughts maybe I pushed it too far.</p>
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<p>Thankfully they turned outs to be her regular vitamin stuff she takes. She takes those before every meal regularly. I was scared, imagine if she was frightened enough and she ended up having to go through those  things that the famous humans go to? I&#8217;d hate to see my Mom at a mental hospital or a <a href="http://www.ambrosiatreatmentcenter.com/" target="_blank">drug rehab</a>. She&#8217;d be miserable, I just know it. No anime for her, not to mention, we wouldn&#8217;t be able to visit.</p>
<p>My Mom&#8217;s sly, turning the joke on me like that. I wonders if it was on purpose and she knew it was me? Nah!</p>
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