In any case, Happy Halloween everyone! How will you be celebrating Halloween this year? Are you and your humans dressing up in costumes, scarfing candies and sweets, watching scary movies, or going to parties? Maybe you’re even camping out in a graveyard like my Mom did once when she was younger? Ooooh, if you are, I wishes you the best of luck! Remember, Zombies like brains but are slow moving. If people start popping out of the ground like daisies, your best bet is to run like mad!

This year, Mom is taking me to a Halloween party this afternoon. We’re only gonna drop in for a little bit ’cause some neighbors invited Mom to their Halloween Block Party and she doesn’t want to miss it. There’s gonna be a costume contest for the best-dressed kitty and doggy there. Mom is trying to dress me up in this tux outfit that comes with a little hat that can be strapped on my head. I hate it. Mom is forgetting that I’ve never really liked dressing up much. There’s some outfits I like, but that’s it. And this costume is definitely not it.

If I have to go in costume, I wanna go wearing Mom’s mask from last year:

It’s so cool looking and it’s sparkly too! It’s a big big on me on though. I has to hold my head just so to keeps it from falling off my whole body completely. As for wearing it on my face, well…..

I have to hold my head at a very high and awkward angle and Mom has to support my head and the mask to boot. It don’t make for a comfortable fit. But as you can see, I do look pretty spiffin’ in the mask, if I do say so myself.

I gots a bath earlier, and now that my furs dry, I’ve been relegated to the bedroom while Mom finishes gettin’ ready to go. She’s wearing some really weird outfit that requires this bit of stiff fabric around her waste makes her look way thinner, but also stiff and no-Mom at the same time. Her hair is all up in a funny complicated thing too and I dunno how she can stand being in the bathroom with the bright lights on and it still warm from her shower with out the bathroom fan on. But she spent a long time on her and I guess she doesn’t want it getting messed up in the mean time.

I’m not really looking forward to this party much right now, it sounds kinda stiff and boring. But the block party? Now that sounds like it’ll be fun. Why? Because there’s gonna be grilling and when there’s grilling there’s ribs, steaks, hamburgers, and hot dogs on the menu! I can’t wait!

Happy Halloween!!!

I’m just dropping in to wish everyone a Happy Halloween from Isis and Me!! Halloween is one of my favorite holidays because I can be as mischivious as I wanna be and no one is going to say “bad Denali”! Instead they’ll laugh, scratch my head, and tell me what a cute kitty I am and how awesome I am. I loves this holiday for that reason. Sure it doesn’t have a lot of kitty-safe goodies involved like Turkey Day but that’s all good.

I plan on scarring the trick-or-treaters silly that dare come here and steal Mom’s candy. Sure, she bought it for them too, but she’s not mean enough to tell ‘em to shove off so I’ll try to do it for her. I hope the parents of those little humans have gotten thebest term life insurance quotes ’cause I plan on scarring their kids to death. Last year I freak one out who ran back to the car. I wanna do that again times a million.

Happy Halloween furriends! I’ll be back tomorrow to tells you all about it.

EDIT 2: I forgots the greeting card I made. Ugh.