How to Keep Your Slim Kitty Figure

Isis — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:49:21 +0000

We have an appointment with our veterinarian Dr. Calista coming up very soon. I always have a slim and trim physique that leaves the vet and her assistants cooing over me. Denali is tends to weigh more than me, usually several pounds more than me. I tried to convince her that she should do some more excersizing to loose those extra pounds, but she just looked at me kind of funny. Denali says she is in top shape and doesn’t need to loose weight. But she usually weighs, like, four pounds or more than me. How can that be “in shape”?

I found this video on YouTube and plan on sending it to Denali:

See, now those kitties know how to keep in shape. We used to have a treadmill of our own too, but it got broke. I need to convince Mommy that we need a new treadmill but the ones I’ve seen are pricey.

If we had our own treadmill though I know I could stay in better shape and even Denali would stay in tip top shape too. I swear, she gains all those pounds eating those fatty mice and gophers.

Small but Heavy!

Denali — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 23:33:22 +0000

I loves my older sister Isis, I really does. But she’s so weird! She’s slimmer than me, shorter than me, and according to the bathroom scale, she weighs less than me too. But it sure doesn’t feel like it! Worse yet, she likes to crawl on top of me when we take naps. She’s going to flatten me or suffocate me one day.

Isis doesn’t even seem to realize how heavy she is and how uncomfortable it is for her to lay on me.

Is there such a thing as kitty diet pills? Because I think Isis really needs them. Although, she does have a tendency to barf if she eats too much food in one setting. Does that mean she’s a-nor-ex-ic? How comes I’m the one who gets watched closely and I have to go on diets occasionally? So not fair, Isis is the one who needs a diet.

How can such a small kitty be so heavy?!

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How to Keep Your Slim Kitty Figure

Small but Heavy!