Now this is where I am really confused. Denali and I, when we’re outside enjoying grass and sun, enjoy green beds. Observe:

That’s my little sister Denali getting ready to lay down in her green bed. It’s comfortable, yes, but it gets old laying on grass all the time. Not to mention there’s dirt and you’re exposed to rain and what not. And sometimes the doggies do their, you know, business out there. You always have to make sure they didn’t go where you want to lay down.

Not to mention you might find something like this in your bed:

Yeah, any kitty knows that green beds have buggies in them. Fleas and ticks mostly but sometimes there are nastier things too.

Personally, I like Mommy’s bed just fine. It’s comfy, has nice blankets and comforters, and even has my Sammy the Seal too!

Mommy, please ignore your Green Human Lady friend. I like your bed just fine and don’t want to sleep on greens when indoors.