ARRRGGH!! I can see why Mom doesn’t like and doesn’t want to have human babies of her own and says we’re the only babies she needs or wants. Human babies, they’re just horrible! They’re cruel, vile, and smell horrible! They pull your fur out by the handful, yank and twist your tail ’till it feels [...]

Eh, heh, oops. Mom noticed I was up to no goods earlier ’cause I kinda left a little evidence behind. See, I still have yet to master teh art of “jumping on teh stove” in order to finds yummy treats and crumbs. Well, I jump up just fine, I just kinda always leave a very [...]