While I was napping in the bedroom Mom shut the door and turned on the Boogeyman (humans call it a vacums but it’s a monster I tells you!) so I had no desire to venture out there. Insteads I stayed safe in the room and slept, hoping I wouldn’t hear the door open while she [...]

The humans are upset right now because, while they were gone, some other humans took the nice patio furniture that the Old Man bought not that long ago. They were really nice chairs too. Black metal with nice comfy cushions. They didn’t steals my chair though, of course it’s not even real patio furniture either… [...]

Mommy needs to stop buying movies. I’d suggest she stop buying anime, but somehow I think that would be like asking for all kitties and doggies to suddenly get along and be best friends forever. It’s just not happening. So instead I will ask this: Mommy, please stop buying so many movies. At least wait [...]