Why oh why does Mommy enjoy those nasty smelling things called cigars and cigarettes?

Thankfully she doesn’t smoke them in the house, she always goes outside to smoke. And she doesn’t do it very often either. Usually it’s a clue for us that she’s very stressed.

Still though, they smell horrible and the scent lingers on her for a bit. I think this time she had a cigar, one of those “flavored” ones as she smells smokey and fruity. With the cigarettes she smells just smokey and nasty, and with the “Black and Mild cigars” she smells really bad to us.

She better scrub nice and well or Mommy’s not getting any hugs from me! Stinky Mommy.