The humans are upset right now because, while they were gone, some other humans took the nice patio furniture that the Old Man bought not that long ago. They were really nice chairs too. Black metal with nice comfy cushions. They didn’t steals my chair though, of course it’s not even real patio furniture either… [...]

I’ve always known that dogs only think with their tummies, I just gotta look at Shizuku and Big Mamma to prove this theory true. I honestly never understand why mommy feels so safe with them. To me I make a much better guardian. I mean come on, the first time I met mommy’s aunt I [...]