Mom stopped at Petco on her way home from work today and she bought me some new canned cat food to try. I has never had this brand before, but hopefully it tastes yummy! She also bought me some new clothes. I thinks she wanted me to have something for the 4th of July which is what prompted this. Mom knows I’m not big on the clothes, but since she bought it and I already made her sad, I guess I can wear it without a fuss.

Yeah, I was a bad kitty today. I made Mom all mad first then sad. See that bag of treats up there in the picture? Well, I’ve been getting bad about coughing up hairballs lately so Mom must have thought treats that help with hairballs was a win-win situation. Well, she was wrong because those things don’t taste like treats at all – they’re not yummy at all and are actually kinda gross! I refused to eat ‘em and it upset Mom since these ones weren’t cheap at all. She let me have some of my regular treats instead, but I could tells she was still upset over it all.

Mom also says this is mine:

I thought she might be joking, but she’s serious – that’s all for me! I wonders what Mom will buy with it. More of my favorite treats? Maybe some of them Greenies treats which I haven’t had in a while? Ooh, or more canned cat food instead of the bag stuff? Or toys? Oh Mommy, you know how to make a kitty both very happy and feel very guilty at the same time! I must gives lots of purrs to Mom now so she knows I really do appreciate her gifts…even if one wasn’t what we thoughts it might be.

Them mousetraps that Mom bought the other day were snapping like crazy Saturday night. Including the one I mentioned, Mom caught a total of FOUR MICE on Saturday alone.

So not cool. Especially because she only let me have one, the one I blogged about. The others she just disposed of. What a waste of food! The traps were sprung six times, only two got away so Mom’s odds of catching mice is actually better then mine. But I’ve still caught waaaaay more then she has, overtime, so I’m still Top Mouser. Ha!

And to prove to my Mom that I am just as capable as ever of catching mice I caught me one just a little while ago:

See, Mom, I’m still hard at work rounding up these vermin!

I can has treats now please?

Mom has started picking up these treats from the Dollar General regularly for me and they are sooooo yummy-nummy. I am seriously addicted to ‘em. Like maybe the should make a detox program for kitties for them like they does for oxycodone percocet addiction detox, except not because these are good and healthy for kitties.

I am of course talk about Purina’s Whisker Lickin’s Tender Moments. They’re soft and yummy and Mom gets the chicken flavor ones which are sooooo good.

I’ve taken to being an extra good kitty so that I can entice Mom to give ‘em to me more often. I usually get a couple when she comes home. It’s her way of saying sorry for keeping me locked up in teh house alls day.

In any case, Happy Halloween everyone! How will you be celebrating Halloween this year? Are you and your humans dressing up in costumes, scarfing candies and sweets, watching scary movies, or going to parties? Maybe you’re even camping out in a graveyard like my Mom did once when she was younger? Ooooh, if you are, I wishes you the best of luck! Remember, Zombies like brains but are slow moving. If people start popping out of the ground like daisies, your best bet is to run like mad!

This year, Mom is taking me to a Halloween party this afternoon. We’re only gonna drop in for a little bit ’cause some neighbors invited Mom to their Halloween Block Party and she doesn’t want to miss it. There’s gonna be a costume contest for the best-dressed kitty and doggy there. Mom is trying to dress me up in this tux outfit that comes with a little hat that can be strapped on my head. I hate it. Mom is forgetting that I’ve never really liked dressing up much. There’s some outfits I like, but that’s it. And this costume is definitely not it.

If I have to go in costume, I wanna go wearing Mom’s mask from last year:

It’s so cool looking and it’s sparkly too! It’s a big big on me on though. I has to hold my head just so to keeps it from falling off my whole body completely. As for wearing it on my face, well…..

I have to hold my head at a very high and awkward angle and Mom has to support my head and the mask to boot. It don’t make for a comfortable fit. But as you can see, I do look pretty spiffin’ in the mask, if I do say so myself.

I gots a bath earlier, and now that my furs dry, I’ve been relegated to the bedroom while Mom finishes gettin’ ready to go. She’s wearing some really weird outfit that requires this bit of stiff fabric around her waste makes her look way thinner, but also stiff and no-Mom at the same time. Her hair is all up in a funny complicated thing too and I dunno how she can stand being in the bathroom with the bright lights on and it still warm from her shower with out the bathroom fan on. But she spent a long time on her and I guess she doesn’t want it getting messed up in the mean time.

I’m not really looking forward to this party much right now, it sounds kinda stiff and boring. But the block party? Now that sounds like it’ll be fun. Why? Because there’s gonna be grilling and when there’s grilling there’s ribs, steaks, hamburgers, and hot dogs on the menu! I can’t wait!

Happy Halloween!!!

I found this special offer where you could sign up for free samples and it was kitty treats so I had to do it. But while filling out the form you had to keep moving though page after page of other offers and decide if you want to sign up for that stuff too or have more information sent to you. Some of the pages were tricky too, instead of just clicking the “no thanks, not interested” button you had to check a box that said for them not to send more infos.

I think I missed a couple of those because Mom is getting some funny stuff sent to her because she supposedly requested the information and it tells her if she no longer wants the info to sign in and unsubscribe.

I think I made a booboo.

But I bet the treats will taste good!

This morning, Denali and I went Easter egg hunting again this year and Mr. Easter Bunny left us some treat filled eggs again! Well, for the most part he did anyway. You see…

We think maybe the Stork forgot to deliver baby announcements to the appropriate Bird-parents and so their new baby got mixed in with our eggs. See, Easter eggs are supposed to be colorful and the third egg we found was definitely not colorful. After some deliberation, Denali and I came to the conclusion that the third egg must have been meant for Mommy. Perhaps Mr. Easter Bunny wanted to make sure Mommy ate breakfast? Well, actually, since the egg we found was bigger then any egg we’ve seen fall from a bird’s nest, Denali is convinced that it is the offspring of the dreaded Birdzilla (remember him?). So Denali thought that we should let Mommy have the egg because she’s tough enough to handle Birdzilla if he wants to pick a fight.

Scaredy-cat.

Mommy made us a special Easter lunch and we got treats from Mommy too. Including some new mice and some ‘nip. But the best gift of all was a new dress! You can see it better in this picture:

It says “Drama Queen” on the back and has a pretty pink bow with a heart crystal attached to the left shoulder. I love it! Mommy ruined the moment though when she mentioned that this would also be the outfit I wear when we go to the vet. Dr. Calista likes seeing me in my different outfits, so every year we go, I wear something new.

So how was your Easter? I hope everyone managed to find some eggs and treats!

See, someone *cough*Isis*cough* made a mess of the living room by knocking over a bookcase and all the stuffs that was on it. It was a small black metal one and Isis managed to tip it over when she jumped onto it trying to get to the treats she found there.

We were just lucky that there is a nice comfy chair there in fronts of it, otherwise we’d have been in bigger trouble. When the bookcase tilted over, the figurines and snow globes mostly fell on the chair and didn’t break. One statue did fall to the floor, but it’s metal on a wood base and probably did more damage to the floor then the floor did to it.

When Mom came home and found the mess, and the opened bag of treats that Isis got into, she was very upset. No treats for a week, no walks, no outside, and we got baths. We also kept getting removed from rooms with lots of shelves and stuff to knock down and kept separated to “keep us out of mischief”, Mom said.

I didn’t do it this time though and was very upset to be punished alongside Isis. Mom didn’t believe me though, and I will admit to helping myself to the treats when they were already on the floors and opened. But I didn’t make the mess! And they were such yummy treats too. They were healthy kitty treats Mom got from the vet’s office that tasted and smelled sooo good. Better then the nip! And came in a white plastic bag with really big funny human words on it. I’m so glad Mom gave them a try! At first she was gonna pass ‘em up cause the information was on one of those folded papers you finds in the waiting room and she’d picked that up a while ago and forgots about it. She found it again mixed in with those folded papers for things like prenatal vitamin (Mom will never need these!), diabetes (human sickness I hope Mom don’t get), and other medical stuffs I don’t understand.

Mom is bad about picking up things to read and then forgetting to throw them away. Mom almost didn’t get the treats for us ’cause they were very, very expensive. I think that’s why she was so upset with us, they didn’t last us very long at all… That’s okay though, I think those Feline Greenies cat treats tasted justs as good and are cheaper too.

I hopes Mom isn’t upsets anymore though. I spent the week curling up in Mom’s lap whenever I could, I tries to show her how cute I was and completely innocent.

See, that’s my innocent face. It’s marred by brutally mauled whiskers that those mini-humans did to me, but it still works on Mom!

Hehe, Isis has nothing on me. I gots the computer first and got kitty treats this morning. Isis didn’t want to get up from her bed so she never realized what she missed out on.

I’m so smart. Score is now: Isis 270, Denali 120.

Eh, I’m catching up to my sistah.